R : Wow ! Cool phone. Which model ?
Me : Oh ! Hrithik Roshan . Shake it baby !!!
R ( with Steely glare): I mean what is the model number.
Me: I don't know. It's the ad in which Hrithik dances.
R : (throwing up hands in air) Bah !
A little later , R and another colleague are waiting for me in my office cabin. We are supposed to discuss project allocations. R was holding a copy of Cinema Plus .As I enter the room,
Me: Hi R, Hi V
R: (Breaking off from his conversation with V) So who do you think is the best ?
Me:(eyeing the Cinema Plus) Hrithik if you ask me and hmmm Brad Pitt maybe.
V ( spluttering): We cannot hire Hrithik or Brad Pitt for this project.
Me: Oh ! ah !
I have to find a cure for foot-in-mouthitis.
PS- I need a job where I can have more female colleagues. There is only so much of Aishwayra or Angelina Jolie I can bear to hear.